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BeatBoxinGranny47
Guest
My phone - Ring...Ring.....Ring!!!
Me - This is BBG!!!
Customer - Hey!!! I need you come back and spray.
Me - Ok, why?
Customer - I saw a few dead roaches in the garage.
Me - Ok.
Customer - Well, I need you to come spray for the roaches.
Me - So, you saw dead roaches in your garage and you want me to spray for them?
Customer - Uh!! Yeah!!!
Me - Ma'am, I've been in the pest industry for 7 years, I'm a certified operator and I'm licensed in public health. I've recieved many many hours of training. Yet!!! One thing I have never learned!!! Is how to kill the same bug twice.
Customer - What?
Me - You are seeing DEAD bugs ma'am. I cant kill dead bugs. I've already killed them once.
Customer - Long pause...........Oh, I guess I see your point.
Point of the story? I cant kill the same damn bug twice!!!! If you see dead bugs!!!! Then I'm doing my friggin job!!!! I hate Atlanta.
Me - This is BBG!!!
Customer - Hey!!! I need you come back and spray.
Me - Ok, why?
Customer - I saw a few dead roaches in the garage.
Me - Ok.
Customer - Well, I need you to come spray for the roaches.
Me - So, you saw dead roaches in your garage and you want me to spray for them?
Customer - Uh!! Yeah!!!
Me - Ma'am, I've been in the pest industry for 7 years, I'm a certified operator and I'm licensed in public health. I've recieved many many hours of training. Yet!!! One thing I have never learned!!! Is how to kill the same bug twice.
Customer - What?
Me - You are seeing DEAD bugs ma'am. I cant kill dead bugs. I've already killed them once.
Customer - Long pause...........Oh, I guess I see your point.
Point of the story? I cant kill the same damn bug twice!!!! If you see dead bugs!!!! Then I'm doing my friggin job!!!! I hate Atlanta.