A couple accidentally shipped their cat in an Amazon return package. It arrived safely 6 days later, hundreds of miles away.

With any luck they won’t ship it back home. If so thwn this a perfect time for a package to get lost.
 
Guard Dad said:
Wonder how many cats he has now?
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I worked with a fellow at Coke that had worked at Lockheed during the C-5A years. It seems that Lockheed needed a method to route blueprints, special parts and other such things from one end of the plant to the other. They came up with a giant sized pneumatic system that had huge containers. The day came when they decided to demo the new system for the executives. The engineers at the one end wanted to know what to send, and the other engineers said "just surprise us". At the one end of the plant there was an outdoor type lunch area that had a stray cat that stayed around and people fed it. Someone got the bright idea to stick the cat in in the can for the initial test run. They said the far end engineers giddily grabber up the can to see what the other engineers had surprised them with and opened it, only to be accosted by a stray cat coming out of it like a missile had just been launched. He claimed the executives made two edicts about the pneumatic system, 1. No more cats and 2. Clear plastic cans so that you can see the next cat that was launched before opening it.
 
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