April Fools Day

[Grey Colson]

I can't find the page on the net....prolly because the site is gone, but I used to review Southern Gospel CD's on my old website. I literally received hundres of CDs from across the nation and even a few from over-seas.

On April 1st a few years ago, I created a fictitious family group called the Knight Family. I found a crazy photo on the internet of a group of five people standing in a field, dressed in mid-evil garb and created a fake CD cover.

In the review, I listed 12 songs. I can't remember them all, but they all were a take off on mid-evil theme. Like: "A Thief in the Knight".

Anyway, I SLAMMED the CD, their outfits and singing ability. It was a SCATHING, HIDEOUS review. If they had been a real group, I most certainly would have been sued.

We had thousands of members and the majority were aghast by the review, saying I should have contacted them before publishing the review or not published it at all :huh. I let it run all day before I admitted it was fake :laugh

 

[RNG]

Here's one I pulled on a friend of mine. He had called me and asked me if I could take him to the airport in a few days as he had to fly out of town on business. The day before I took him to the airport, I went to an adult store and bought an adult toy, a very large one. At home, I took it out of the box and wrapped it in aluminum foil. I arrived at his house a half-hour early and when he wasn't looking, I stuffed it in his carryon bag. I dropped him off at the airport and about a half-hour later he calls me on my cell phone yelling all kinds of stuff at me. When he got home from his trip, he was over it and thought it was pretty funny. He told me that when his bag went through the xray machine, they pulled it out of his bag and asked him what was wrapped inside. He said he didn't have a clue and that he didn't put it in there. They security person then unwrapped it and everyone started laughing. He said he yelled out, "It isn't mine!" He said he'd never been so embarrassed in his life.

I have tears rolling down my face....that poor dude.....but hysterical!

 

[Foxmeister]

Here's one I pulled on a friend of mine. He had called me and asked me if I could take him to the airport in a few days as he had to fly out of town on business. The day before I took him to the airport, I went to an adult store and bought an adult toy, a very large one. At home, I took it out of the box and wrapped it in aluminum foil. I arrived at his house a half-hour early and when he wasn't looking, I stuffed it in his carryon bag. I dropped him off at the airport and about a half-hour later he calls me on my cell phone yelling all kinds of stuff at me. When he got home from his trip, he was over it and thought it was pretty funny. He told me that when his bag went through the xray machine, they pulled it out of his bag and asked him what was wrapped inside. He said he didn't have a clue and that he didn't put it in there. They security person then unwrapped it and everyone started laughing. He said he yelled out, "It isn't mine!" He said he'd never been so embarrassed in his life.

I have tears rolling down my face....that poor dude.....but hysterical!

It was a little embarrassing for me to go in and make the purchase. The guy at the cash register was giving me this funny look as I said it wasn't for me. He laughed his butt off when I told him of my devious plan though.

 

[Guard Dad]

[Austin Powers/]


"It's not mine, baby"

 

[BeatBoxinGranny47]

Here's one I pulled on a friend of mine. He had called me and asked me if I could take him to the airport in a few days as he had to fly out of town on business. The day before I took him to the airport, I went to an adult store and bought an adult toy, a very large one. At home, I took it out of the box and wrapped my lips around it. I arrived at his house a half-hour early and when he wasn't looking, I stuffed it between his butt cheeks. I dropped him off at the airport and about a half-hour later he calls me on my cell phone yelling all kinds of stuff at me. When he got home from his trip, he was over it and thought it was pretty funny. He told me that when his colon went through the xray machine, they pulled something out of his rectum and asked him what was wrapped inside. He said he didn't have a clue and that he didn't put it in there. They security person then unwrapped it and everyone started laughing. He said he yelled out, "It isn't mine!" He said he'd never been so embarrassed in his life.

Some stuff was misspelled so I fixed it.