Guard dad gave me a heart attack!

[RNG]

He was up on a ladder trying to fix a problem with our phone system and the ladder slipped and I thought he was gonna hit the floor....but thanks to his quick reflexes he stopped it before it hit the ground. :faint I hate ladders anyways which is why I rarely get on one.

 

[unionmom]

Wow, this thread could have gone so many bad places yet it didn't. It's a Christmas miracle!!

 

[Guard Dad]

Yeah, that was a close call! It was one of those instinct things, I just shifted my weight over and rode that baby down. Bumped my shin, but no biggie.

RNG had to go potty right afterward though. ;D

 

[naturegirl]

Thank God you are alright. Glad RNG lived through it too.

 

[Gleemp]

Its was that parachute thong..

 

[sadie612]

that is why you don't break wind while on a ladder... you never know how powerful that fluff will be

this time his fluff almost killed him


Glad it didn't and we still have ya around in 1 piece

 

[Guard Dad]

It was the fart blast that slowed my descent.

Kinda like retro rockets.

 

[mei lan]

Meh. He was just lookin' for attention.

 

[Guard Dad]

Meh. He was just lookin' for attention.

And I got it!!

 

[deewee]

Wondering what he's gonna do for his next act? :taunt