Guns & Ammo

[Captain Rhett Butler]

I went to Academy in Hiram and the guns have been selling like hotcakes. The ammo was picked through pretty good too.

FBI: March 2020 Firearm Background Checks Shatter Record

FBI figures show March 2020 shattered the single month record for the number of background checks conducted in one month.

www.breitbart.com

 

[J-man]

Yep, I'll halt my target practice shooting just to conserve for now.

 

[cptlo]

Sadly, I lost all mine in a terrible boating accident.

 

[J-man]

Sadly, I lost all mine in a terrible boating accident.

You know, I forgot about my accident too. Wasn't that you that ran into me and we lost everything?

 

[Paxilpapa]

You know, I forgot about my accident too. Wasn't that you that ran into me and we lost everything?

No, I think maybe that was me, but I'm old and retired so...

 

[Guard Dad]

I'm good.

 

[MudFlap]

Send Lawyers, Guns & Money; the $hit has Hit the Fan! Haa! ~ Warren Zevon

 

[MudFlap]

True story. I don't own a gun because I would probably have an accident with it and shoot off my own foot (separate issue).

Anyway, my next door neighbor, Todd, owns probably 15 guns with plenty of ammo. His wife, Debbie, just bought an AR-15.

(names have not been changed because I don't feel compelled to protect anybody, I digress.)

I have printed a bunch of bogus 'Maricopa County Covid-19 / Quarantine - Death Scene' notices that I've printed and will post on every outside door of our house.

The thought is to have the bad guys go next door to Todd's house where they will walk into a hail storm of hot lead spewed from Debbie's new AR-15.

It's a new weapon and I'm sure they are anxious to try it out, right?

I'll let Todd get his name in the newspaper while I sit on my sofa watching Netflix and eating Spaghetti-O's.

 

[honeybunny]

i don't know nuthin bout no guns...

 

[lotstodo]

I have a serious want. A Saiga 12. If I can't have that, a Kalashnakov USA KS12. I kinda like the idea of "boom boom boom" instead of "pew pew pew" at close range.

 

[Stonewall]

Let's just say I am OK on both fronts guns and ammo. Georgia Arms has plenty of ammo in all calibers.

 

[Boss 302]

Anyone who breaks into my house will be facing some lethal firepower.

 

[Guard Dad]

Anyone who breaks into my house will be facing some lethal firepower.

Yeah, we all know about your farts.

 

[Far West]

Yeah, we all know about your farts.

He must be lighting them... I read fire.

They are strong... I read power....

 

[Guard Dad]

He must be lighting them... I read fire.

They are strong... I read power....

He's trained that way.

 

[Boss 302]

Mess with me and you will get burned.

 

[Guard Dad]

Mess with me and you will get burned.

 

[Paxilpapa]

Saints preserve us,,, hes got a double barrel!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guard Dad]

Saints preserve us,,, hes got a double barrel!!!!!!!!!!

And I DO NOT want to know why.