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[MudFlap]

My daughter asked if all fairy tales start with, "Once upon a time...".

I told her, "No... there's a whole series of fairy tales that start with, 'If elected, I promise...'".

 

[J-man]

 

[Far West]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[cptlo]

 

[Far West]

Joe Biden holds car rallies but wants to end fossil fuels. Explain that one.



Guess who’s not getting a laptop for Christmas this year at the Biden household...?

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Far West]

 

[Far West]

 

[Far West]

 

[cptlo]

 

[MudFlap]

I once owned a boat and starting dating the lady who her docked her own boat next to mine in the marina.



Sadly, we drifted apart.

 

[MudFlap]

A lot of people don't know that Albert Einstein had a brother named Frank.


He wasn't a nice guy, in fact.... he was a real monster.

 

[MudFlap]

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a lady who would be really upset if she heard me say that.

~ M. Hedberg

 

[MudFlap]

This weekend I went to a restaurant that offered "Breakfast Served At Anytime".


I ordered Pancakes during the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[J-man]

 

[J-man]

Hilarious!!!