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Im bored sitting here watching 7th grader do homework so make the story funny!



Today when I woke up I thought I would _________________________________________. Then after breakfast the door bell rang and I was shocked to open the door and see _________________________ standing there in their ________________________. I reluctantly invited _______________________ in for a cup of _____________. We sat around the table talking about __________________ and _____________________. I found it hard to keep my eyes off _____________________________. It was very distracting!

After____________________ left, I thought I would________________________. After I _______________________ I decided it was time to prepare dinner for my ______________________________. I cooked _________________, __________________, and _______________ and it was __________________________. Now Im sitting in my recliner __________________ and surfing ____________________. My life is _____________________________.
 
Today when I woke up I thought I would goof off. Then after breakfast the door bell rang and I was shocked to open the door and see Guard Dad standing there in their thong. I reluctantly invited Guard Dad in for a cup of day old coffee. We sat around the table talking about the weather and him covering up his thong with some clothes. I found it hard to keep my eyes off the ceiling. It was very distracting!

After Guard Dad left, I thought I would ROFL. After I goofed off I decided it was time to prepare dinner for my Snoopers. I cooked green eggs, ham, and artichokes and it was disgusting. Now Im sitting in my recliner making up a story and surfing the internet. My life is weird.
 
deewee said:
Today when I woke up I thought I would goof off. Then after breakfast the door bell rang and I was shocked to open the door and see Guard Dad standing there in their thong. I reluctantly invited Guard Dad in for a cup of day old coffee. We sat around the table talking about the weather and him covering up his thong with some clothes. I found it hard to keep my eyes off the ceiling. It was very distracting!

After Guard Dad left, I thought I would ROFL. After I goofed off I decided it was time to prepare dinner for my Snoopers. I cooked green eggs, ham, and artichokes and it was disgusting. Now Im sitting in my recliner making up a story and surfing the internet. My life is weird.
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ha ha ha ha ha...Good one! :thumbsup I was waiting for the more creative to step in.
 
hahahahaha good one Deewee..made me laugh! Im waiting on Jack Reacher and Guard dad to step in here and write something totally off the wall!
 
I know! I was basically just typing the first thing that popped into my head. I bet others will make the story hilarious! :))
 
deewee said:
Today when I woke up I thought I would goof off. Then after breakfast the door bell rang and I was shocked to open the door and see Guard Dad standing there in their thong. I reluctantly invited Guard Dad in for a cup of day old coffee. We sat around the table talking about the weather and him covering up his thong with some clothes. I found it hard to keep my eyes off the ceiling. It was very distracting!

After Guard Dad left, I thought I would ROFL. After I goofed off I decided it was time to prepare dinner for my Snoopers. I cooked green eggs, ham, and artichokes and it was disgusting. Now Im sitting in my recliner making up a story and surfing the internet. My life is weird.
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great job deewee! :laugh
 
deewee said:
I know! I was basically just typing the first thing that popped into my head. I bet others will make the story hilarious! :))
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Nope you wrote what I was thinking as I read it. :))
 
Today when I woke up I thought I would have a great day. Then after breakfast the door bell rang and I was shocked to open the door and see a salesman standing there wearing a 'Gator tie, 'Gator shirt, and 'Gator socks. I reluctantly invited the salesman in for a cup of coffee. We sat around the table talking about 'Gator this and 'Gator that. I found it hard to keep my eyes off the wart on his nose. It was very distracting!

After the 'Gator lovin' salesman left, I thought I would be sick. After I threw up, I decided it was time to prepare dinner for my family. I cooked 'Gator stew, 'Gator sausage, and 'Gator meatloaf and it was DAWG GONE GOOD. Now I'm sitting in my recliner smiling and surfing the net for more 'Gator recipes.. My life is DAWG GONE GOOD!
 
Foxmeister said:
Today when I woke up I thought I would have a great day. Then after breakfast the door bell rang and I was shocked to open the door and see a salesman standing there wearing a 'Gator tie, 'Gator shirt, and 'Gator socks. I reluctantly invited the salesman in for a cup of coffee. We sat around the table talking about 'Gator this and 'Gator that. I found it hard to keep my eyes off the wart on his nose. It was very distracting!

After the 'Gator lovin' salesman left, I thought I would be sick. After I threw up, I decided it was time to prepare dinner for my family. I cooked 'Gator stew, 'Gator sausage, and 'Gator meatloaf and it was DAWG GONE GOOD. Now I'm sitting in my recliner smiling and surfing the net for more 'Gator recipes.. My life is DAWG GONE GOOD!
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ohhhhh GG8tr is gonna get you!!!
 
RNG said:
Foxmeister said:
Today when I woke up I thought I would have a great day. Then after breakfast the door bell rang and I was shocked to open the door and see a salesman standing there wearing a 'Gator tie, 'Gator shirt, and 'Gator socks. I reluctantly invited the salesman in for a cup of coffee. We sat around the table talking about 'Gator this and 'Gator that. I found it hard to keep my eyes off the wart on his nose. It was very distracting!

After the 'Gator lovin' salesman left, I thought I would be sick. After I threw up, I decided it was time to prepare dinner for my family. I cooked 'Gator stew, 'Gator sausage, and 'Gator meatloaf and it was DAWG GONE GOOD. Now I'm sitting in my recliner smiling and surfing the net for more 'Gator recipes.. My life is DAWG GONE GOOD!
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ohhhhh GG8tr is gonna get you!!!
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It's not my fault she's a 'Gator fan! :donlaugh
 
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