A new Sheriff is coming

[Stonewall]

And here I was thinking we could discuss serious matters and have some fun too.

Silly me! Henceforth, having a sense of humor is banned from Dallas Hwy.

Try some humor above the level of an sixth grader and I might agree.

 

[cptlo]

Try some humor above the level of an sixth grader and I might agree.

Might be asking for the impossible.

 

[MudFlap]

Try some humor above the level of an sixth grader and I might agree.

 

[MudFlap]

Try some humor above the level of an sixth grader and I might agree.

A photon checks into a hotel, where a bellhop asks where its suitcase is.

The photon replies, “I didn’t bring any luggage. I’m traveling light.”

 

[MudFlap]

Try some humor above the level of an sixth grader and I might agree.

Q: What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other?

A: Gotta split!

 

[Guard Dad]

Well, that settles it. Stonewall decides what is funny around here from now on.

 

[MudFlap]

Try some humor above the level of an sixth grader and I might agree.

A scientist goes into a shop. He asks: "Hey, you got any of that inhibitor of 3-phosphoshikimate-carboxyvinyl transferase?

Shopkeeper: "You mean Roundup?"

Scientist: "Yeah, that's it. I can never remember that dang name."

 

[MudFlap]

Try some humor above the level of an sixth grader and I might agree.

A psychoanalyst shows a patient an inkblot, and asks him what he sees. The patient says: "A man and woman making love." The psychoanalyst shows him a second inkblot, and the patient says: "That's also a man and woman making love." The psychoanalyst says: "You are obsessed with sex." The patient says: "What do you mean I am obsessed? You are the one with all the dirty pictures.''

 

[Stonewall]

Well, that settles it. Stonewall decides what is funny around here from now on

Good. Means I can pretty much ignore any of your attempts at humor.

 

[Guard Dad]

Good. Means I can pretty much ignore any of your attempts at humor.

You could have done that all along.

It would appear some of us put more priority into laughing than you do. That doesn't make it wrong.

 

[Boss 302]

You could have done that all along.

It would appear some of us put more priority into laughing than you do. That doesn't make it wrong.

You have to admit the humor here is often sophomoric.

 

[Guard Dad]

You have to admit the humor here is often sophomoric.

So it's bad that we post news articles about Trump
And now we can't joke abut certain things

What else are we going to complain about? Is cancel culture coming to The Hwy?

 

[Stonewall]

You could have done that all along.

It would appear some of us put more priority into laughing than you do. That doesn't make it wrong

You would think some one who helps run the site would not high jack other members threads with unrelated comments. By the way I never mentioned you as the original culprit. You sure did get defensive in a hurry.

 

[Guard Dad]

You would think some one who helps run the site would not high jack other members threads with unrelated comments. By the way I never mentioned you as the original culprit. You sure did get defensive in a hurry.

Actually, you did that with the fart humor comment where you informed us all that we are the problem in Paulding (never mind that many here don't live in Paulding). There were no fart jokes in this thread prior to that.

Feel free to go back and read the timeline.

 

[Boss 302]

So it's bad that we post news articles about Trump
And now we can't joke abut certain things

What else are we going to complain about? Is cancel culture coming to The Hwy?

I never said any of that. However, you are the one that gives me a rash of crap anytime I post anything about Trump. You went as far as putting me on ignore. You also have to admit some of the jokes are sophomoric. If you expect everyone here to agree with you all the time and like all the jokes that are posted, then you are sadly mistaken.

 

[cptlo]

You have to admit the humor here is often sophomoric except the jokes posted by cptlo. His jokes are hilarious and sophisticated.

The forum software messed up again and part of your post got cut off. I fixed it for you.

 

[MudFlap]

Good. Means I can pretty much ignore any of your attempts at humor.

Stand in Line, Pal.

 

[Guard Dad]

Oh good grief!

I think some of you need some Midol.

I'm done with this bitch fest.

 

[cptlo]

This thread needs a police cat.

 

[Boss 302]

This thread needs a police cat.

I wonder how many things the cat knocks off from desks and shelves?