An old friend from HS & College...

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MrsB

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Who is also married to my ex boyfriend, sent me an eVite. To an event in Black Moutain, NC for pregnant ladies and recent new Mommas. It's a retreat to learn dancing, yoga, healthy and natural feeding habits, some organic snacks, how to learn to be one wih Mother Earth, all set to a drum circle and sage burning in he distance. On a communal self sustaining farm. I'm fairly certain razors and deo are not permitted.

Wow. She does not know me AT ALL any more. LOL

What do y'all think? Should I go? Hahahahhhahahhahaha!
 
MrsB said:
Who is also married to my ex boyfriend, sent me an eVite. To an event in Black Moutain, NC for pregnant ladies and recent new Mommas. It's a retreat to learn dancing, yoga, healthy and natural feeding habits, some organic snacks, how to learn to be one wih Mother Earth, all set to a drum circle and sage burning in he distance. On a communal self sustaining farm. I'm fairly certain razors and deo are not permitted.

Wow. She does not know me AT ALL any more. LOL

What do y'all think? Should I go? Hahahahhhahahhahaha!
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Dear God do not go!!!!! You will be stuck in a pasture, eating the grass while dirty hippies follow you around with a shovel to collect your bowel movements so they can fertilize their magic mushroom hydroponic farms they keep in their Grandmas basement. People like this are crazy. They scare the hell the hell out of me.
 
LOL! I know, right???? Why would she invite me??? I saw pics of the lady's house on the farm. It's NASTY! Clutter and plants everywhere, a broken dinner table....

The only things we have in common at this point are Wilco, DMB, and her hubs. Haha!
 
MrsB said:
LOL! I know, right???? Why would she invite me??? I saw pics of the lady's house on the farm. It's NASTY! Clutter and plants everywhere, a broken dinner table....

The only things we have in common at this point are Wilco, DMB, and her hubs. Haha!
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If I were you, I would soooo be there! Rockin' your best high heels (how 'bout those boots you bought!) and all my finest. I'd pass pics of my Bee-u-tee-ful baby and make them all jealous! :laugh
 
I'm Floored said:
MrsB said:
LOL! I know, right???? Why would she invite me??? I saw pics of the lady's house on the farm. It's NASTY! Clutter and plants everywhere, a broken dinner table....

The only things we have in common at this point are Wilco, DMB, and her hubs. Haha!
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If I were you, I would soooo be there! Rockin' your best high heels (how 'bout those boots you bought!) and all my finest. I'd pass pics of my Bee-u-tee-ful baby and make them all jealous! :laugh
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LOL!! But they are made of leather!!! They may burn me at the stake, and instead of coals it'll be sage bushes, and they'll chant about it. But not before I tell them all about how I've fed BabyB Gerber Graduate Raviolis for the last three meals since that's all I can get him to eat! That may give them a heart attack! Lol
 
MrsB said:
But not before I tell them all about how I've fed BabyB Gerber Graduate Raviolis for the last three meals since that's all I can get him to eat! That may give them a heart attack! Lol
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hahahahaaaa Yeah, she doesn't know you. It would be funny to show up and mess with their beady little minds, but it wouldn't be worth it for you. You'd be washing off their weirdness for the next year.
 
Haha! Y'all are so funny! I'm certainly not going, but it certainly have me a good laugh. I'm afraid my head would explode from all the liberalness. Of I didn't die from the stench.
 
Just out of pure curiousity. Is this some kind of weird nudist thing as well/ If so, could you forward me the invite. You know, just out of curiousity.
 
No, it isn't. LOL The people that attend these things appear to be dressed in patchwork long skirts and random t's and tank tops. Some have dreads, some wear those scarf things. I am sure they all reak of potchouli.
 
MrsB said:
No, it isn't. LOL The people that attend these things appear to be dressed in patchwork long skirts and random t's and tank tops. Some have dreads, some wear those scarf things. I am sure they all reak of potchouli.
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And those are the type of people you don't want to see naked......ewwwwww arm pit hair.............and that's just the women.
 
Blazing Saddles said:
MrsB said:
No, it isn't. LOL The people that attend these things appear to be dressed in patchwork long skirts and random t's and tank tops. Some have dreads, some wear those scarf things. I am sure they all reak of potchouli.
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And those are the type of people you don't want to see naked......ewwwwww arm pit hair.............and that's just the women.
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:sick :sick :sick :sick
 
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