funny things people say

[RNG]

So I was telling GD some funny stories yesterday about people who come into where I work at my 2nd job. One of the other consultants was telling me she had this bride who was trying on dresses and she bent over and "tooted"..the consultant said the bride quickly stood up and said, and I quote "oh my I am so sorry, I sho hope that don't leave no stank in my draws"
Needless to say the consultant had to excuse herself and go in the back and die laughing!

So share something funny you have heard someone say

 

[Whoa Willie]

"Honey BooBoo Child" :BH

 

[unionmom]

"But officer, these aren't my pants."

:huh

 

[Guard Dad]

I sho hope that don't leave no stank in my draws

Gotta remember that one ;D

 

[Madea]

Honey, please. I'd be here all freakin day writing a book that no one would believe could really happen. My daily encounters with humans is in their lowest life forms. Yes, it is mostly stupid, but hilariously funny. Funny as in how do they operate a moving vehicle.

 

[dapandlap]

Ya say I wuz weavin occifer?, I'll be honest wiija, I cain't even knit