Guard Dad\'s turn

[Kattie E]

Ok I think Guard Dad was feeling left out so he needs his own parody.

(Sing it to the tune of "I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt")



I’m too svelte for my job, too svelte for my job
Job’s getting too consuming

I’m too svelte for my Bermuda shorts too svelte for my Bermuda shorts
So svelte it’s painful
And I’m too svelte for Mississippi too svelte for Mississippi
Arkansas and Utah

I’m too svelte for your square dance too svelte for your square dance
No way I’m square dancing

I’m a Guard Dad you see who I am
And I do my strut on the dive board
Yeah on the dive board on the dive board yeah
I do my little strut on the dive board

I’m too svelte for my too svelte for my too svelte for my

I’m a Guard Dad you see who I am
And I do my strut on the dive board
Yeah on the dive board on the dive board yeah
I do my little strut on the dive board

I’m too svelte for my parakeet too svelte for my parakeet
Pookie parakeet pookie parakeet birdie
I’m too svelte for my job too svelte for my job
Job’s getting too consuming

And I’m too svelte for this thread N.

 

[Guard Dad]

:laugh

 

[ShoeDiva]

A performance of this might need to go on the activity calendar! 8)

 

[Guard Dad]

Maybe I'll perform it at the next Hwy gathering.


In a thong....

 

[MrsB]

Maybe I'll perform it at the next Hwy gathering.


In a thong....

Yeahhhhhh....... I have to wash my hair that day.

 

[MamaHog]

:laugh

 

[gog8tors]

Maybe I'll perform it at the next Hwy gathering.


In a thong....

I knew that was going to appear. Sorry I can't make it, I'll be having a root canal. )

 

[Foxmeister]

I can't make it either. I'll be vacationing in Afghanistan.

 

[Grey Colson]

That's GREAT, Sis!

I'm falling down on the job... :laugh