Hypothetical Christmas wish list

[mei lan]

Can I wear my thong?

As long as everyone else can wear their capris.

You may wear your capris, dearest. Ignore Guard Dad and his misguided fashion (non)sense.

 

[Genevieve]

Obama's immediate resignation

You know, I might give that one a point or two, BUT then we'd be stuck with Slow Joe, and I just don't think I could handle listening to him and Hillary compete for President. Ye gods.

UGgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh.

 

[Madea]

Can I wear my thong?

As long as everyone else can wear their capris.

That's not a fair trade.

 

[mei lan]

Can I wear my thong?

As long as everyone else can wear their capris.

That's not a fair trade.

You make a good point. I hereby dictate that GD can wear his thong when he and Mrs. GD are at the house, but not if any other people are within 1/4 mile. How's that?

 

[Guard Dad]

Can I wear my thong?

As long as everyone else can wear their capris.

That's not a fair trade.

You make a good point. I hereby dictate that GD can wear his thong when he and Mrs. GD are at the house, but not if any other people are within 1/4 mile. How's that?

But, but...the whole point is so others can enjoy it along with me.

 

[RNG]

Can I wear my thong?

As long as everyone else can wear their capris.

That's not a fair trade.

You make a good point. I hereby dictate that GD can wear his thong when he and Mrs. GD are at the house, but not if any other people are within 1/4 mile. How's that?

But, but...the whole point is so others can enjoy it along with me.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a littlebit... :sick

 

[mei lan]

Can I wear my thong?

As long as everyone else can wear their capris.

That's not a fair trade.

You make a good point. I hereby dictate that GD can wear his thong when he and Mrs. GD are at the house, but not if any other people are within 1/4 mile. How's that?

But, but...the whole point is so others can enjoy it along with me.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a littlebit... :sick

Yeah, right there with you, sister. :reachingforgarbagecantopukein:

 

[Guard Dad]

Can I wear my thong?

As long as everyone else can wear their capris.

That's not a fair trade.

You make a good point. I hereby dictate that GD can wear his thong when he and Mrs. GD are at the house, but not if any other people are within 1/4 mile. How's that?

But, but...the whole point is so others can enjoy it along with me.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a littlebit... :sick

Yeah, right there with you, sister. :reachingforgarbagecantopukein:

Now ladies, don't fear the thong.

 

[mei lan]

Can I wear my thong?

As long as everyone else can wear their capris.

That's not a fair trade.

You make a good point. I hereby dictate that GD can wear his thong when he and Mrs. GD are at the house, but not if any other people are within 1/4 mile. How's that?

But, but...the whole point is so others can enjoy it along with me.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a littlebit... :sick

Yeah, right there with you, sister. :reachingforgarbagecantopukein:

Now ladies, don't fear the thong.

No fear here, dear...just revulsion.

 

[RNG]

Can I wear my thong?

As long as everyone else can wear their capris.

That's not a fair trade.

You make a good point. I hereby dictate that GD can wear his thong when he and Mrs. GD are at the house, but not if any other people are within 1/4 mile. How's that?

But, but...the whole point is so others can enjoy it along with me.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a littlebit... :sick

Yeah, right there with you, sister. :reachingforgarbagecantopukein:

Now ladies, don't fear the thong.

No fear here, dear...just revulsion.

:HAHA

 

[Guard Dad]

Can I wear my thong?

As long as everyone else can wear their capris.

That's not a fair trade.

You make a good point. I hereby dictate that GD can wear his thong when he and Mrs. GD are at the house, but not if any other people are within 1/4 mile. How's that?

But, but...the whole point is so others can enjoy it along with me.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a littlebit... :sick

Yeah, right there with you, sister. :reachingforgarbagecantopukein:

Now ladies, don't fear the thong.

No fear here, dear...just revulsion.

PMing you a pic of me in my Thanksgiving thong...

 

[mei lan]

Can I wear my thong?

As long as everyone else can wear their capris.

That's not a fair trade.

You make a good point. I hereby dictate that GD can wear his thong when he and Mrs. GD are at the house, but not if any other people are within 1/4 mile. How's that?

But, but...the whole point is so others can enjoy it along with me.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a littlebit... :sick

Yeah, right there with you, sister. :reachingforgarbagecantopukein:

Now ladies, don't fear the thong.

No fear here, dear...just revulsion.

PMing you a pic of me in my Thanksgiving thong...

Lord save us.

 

[Guard Dad]

LOL

 

[deewee]

A car... and for thongs to be outlawed.

 

[Guard Dad]

for thongs to be outlawed.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[deewee]

for thongs to be outlawed.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[unionmom]

PMing you a pic of me in my Thanksgiving thong...

Gives a whole new visual to a turkey neck.

 

[RNG]

PMing you a pic of me in my Thanksgiving thong...

Gives a whole new visual to a turkey neck.

bwahahahahahaha thanks for making me spit coke out of my nose!

 

[Guard Dad]

PMing you a pic of me in my Thanksgiving thong...

Gives a whole new visual to a turkey neck.

What y'all don't know is that I sent her a PM entitled "Pic".

She waited a day to open it.

Don't worry, nothing it it but "Bwahahahaha"

 

[mei lan]

PMing you a pic of me in my Thanksgiving thong...

Gives a whole new visual to a turkey neck.

What y'all don't know is that I sent her a PM entitled "Pic".

She waited a day to open it.

Don't worry, nothing it it but "Bwahahahaha"

I was skeert. :Ninja