Law Enforcement Man

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Kattie E

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For those of you who don't know, Lil' Bro is quite the parody writer. It seems he is busy these days writing other things. So I thought I would try my hand at it and this is the result. With due respect to all LE folks.

(You can sing this to the tune of ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man")


Blue shirt, black shoes
Already know where I’m gonna cruise.
Kevlar vest, black tie,
I’m a Major, that’s the reason why.
Their gonna stop as fast as they can
‘Cuz every citizen pulls over for Law Enforcement Man.

Silver watch, wedding band,
I’ve got my workin’ bling on man.
County issued hat, badge shiny
When I write a ticket don’t you get all whiney.
Their gonna stop as fast as they can
‘Cuz every citizen pulls over for Law Enforcement Man.

Blue lights, loud siren,
I don’t worry if you end up cryin’
Long shift, overtime
Lookin’ sharp and lookin’ for crime.
Their gonna stop as fast as they can
‘Cuz every citizen pulls over for Law Enforcement Man.
 
Kattie E said:
For those of you who don't know, Lil' Bro is quite the parody writer. It seems he is busy these days writing other things. So I thought I would try my hand at it and this is the result. With due respect to all LE folks.

(You can sing this to the tune of ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man")


Blue shirt, black shoes
Already know where I’m gonna cruise.
Kevlar vest, black tie,
I’m a Major, that’s the reason why.
Their gonna stop as fast as they can
‘Cuz every citizen pulls over for Law Enforcement Man.

Silver watch, wedding band,
I’ve got my workin’ bling on man.
County issued hat, badge shiny
When I write a ticket don’t you get all whiney.
Their gonna stop as fast as they can
‘Cuz every citizen pulls over for Law Enforcement Man.

Blue lights, loud siren,
I don’t worry if you end up cryin’
Long shift, overtime
Lookin’ sharp and lookin’ for crime.
Their gonna stop as fast as they can
‘Cuz every citizen pulls over for Law Enforcement Man.
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Wow that is really good! I am soooooo jealous of all you writers!
 
;D

White socks, black boots
We all know he’s gonna poot
Tummy’s bloated, pressure’s high
He’s a pooter, that’s the reason why.
Their gonna run just as fast as they can
‘Cuz every one’s skeeered of The Peanut Man

White in the front,not in the back
Not even bleach can bring ‘em back.
He swallows down, they compost down
Those peanuts react with a deafening sound.
They scream and scatter just as fast as they can
‘Cuz every one runs from The Peanut Man

They rip, they roar
The sound is louder than Fox’s snore.
Green fog, killed the dog
The EPA is keeping a detailed log.
The building will evacuate as fast as it can,
‘Cuz people can’t breath around The Peanut Man
 
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