My wife is trying to make me fat

[Guard Dad]

She bought another one of those sinful apple pies.

And to make it worse, some cinnamon whipped cream.

I can't take it. Somebody hold me!

 

[Wonderland]

Step away from the pie and have her send it this way. Where did she buy this pie?

 

[Guard Dad]

Step away from the pie and have her send it this way. Where did she buy this pie?

Made fresh in Sam's Deli. O-M-G they are good!

 

[Wonderland]

Well it doesn't seem right that I have a Sam's employee in my household and I have never heard of them. I think someone needs to bring one home with them tonight.

 

[Madea]

Cinnamon whipped cream? never heard of it. mmmmmmmmmmmm