A Georgia Tech grad was in a bar last night in Atlanta and leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a good UGA football joke?”
The guy next to him replies, “Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6′ tall, 200 lbs., and I am a UGA football player. The guy sitting next to me is 6′ 2″ tall, weighs 225, and he’s a UGA football player. And the fella next to him is 6′ 5″ tall, weighs 250, and he’s also a UGA football player. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?”
The Georgia Tech grad says, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”