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Paxilpapa
Serenity, through modern chemistry
Actually, the snake is not too bright, if it swallows the bird it may not be able to get back out.
On another note, did anyone notice the shape of the birdhouse and consider the fact that it is a "Three Holer"??
"Hello Mr. Snake, I'm the neighborhood Mongoose,,, come into my parlor"
Neither is the government...
The Sound Guy
Pursuit Driver
A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2023 Championship Game Monday, both box seats. He paid right at $2,500 each, comes with flight and rental car, lunch & dinner plus $400.00 bar tab as well as 30 minute Q&A post game pass to the winners locker room.
Unfortunately he didn't realize back in Sept, when he bought them, that it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St Paul's Church, in Opelika at 3pm. The brides name is Ashley, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, she's a good cook and loves to fish, hunt and clean.....She'll be the one in the white dress. Serious inquiries only
Unfortunately he didn't realize back in Sept, when he bought them, that it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St Paul's Church, in Opelika at 3pm. The brides name is Ashley, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, she's a good cook and loves to fish, hunt and clean.....She'll be the one in the white dress. Serious inquiries only
