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Came home from work to find my dog had got into my Scrabble game and ate all the tiles...so I rushed him to the vet.......

So far....no word.
 
"Mickey" goes stomping into an ATTORNEY's office and shouts loudly: My name is Mickey Mouse and I want a divorce from my wife Minnie Mouse!!!
The lawyer who hears him says: Mr. Mouse, you can't just get a divorce simply because you want one. You need to have GROUNDS for a divorce. So take these forms with you, fill them out, and come back next week. We'll see what we can do.
The next week Mickey returns. The attorney is reviewing his completed forms and says: Well Mr. Mouse, from what I see here it looks like you believe you should be granted a divorce from your wife Minnie Mouse because she's stupid. You can't get a divorce just because you believe your wife is stupid.
Mickey stands up and shouts: I didn't say she was STUPID!!! I said she was f*cking Goofy!!!
 
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