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[Guard Dad]

6.9K views · 41K reactions | Heeeey, where is the car sound??? Ok, i’ll make by myself… ❤️ • • • • • • • • • #adorableanimals #funnyanimals #cutedogs #cuteanimals #animalswithkids #animals #cats #dogs #fun #funny #cat #catlover #catlovers #catlife

Heeeey, where is the car sound??? Ok, i’ll make by myself… ❤️ • • • • • • • • • #adorableanimals #funnyanimals #cutedogs #cuteanimals #animalswithkids #animals #cats #dogs #fun #funny #cat...

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[cptlo]

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Heeeey, where is the car sound??? Ok, i’ll make by myself… ❤️ • • • • • • • • • #adorableanimals #funnyanimals #cutedogs #cuteanimals #animalswithkids #animals #cats #dogs #fun #funny #cat...

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I need a new cat.

 

[cptlo]

Page 1 of volume 1.

 

[MudFlap]

Page 1 of volume 1.

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File under ‘Science Fiction’ ….

 

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[Guard Dad]

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Me

 

[cptlo]

This would be a great practical joke.

 

[cptlo]

 

[MudFlap]

We have a next-door neighbor who likes to sunbathe nude, in her backyard.


My TrophyWife does not like it.



Me... I'm on the fence.

 

[MudFlap]

Last weekend, the TrophyWife asked me:

" Why don't you treat me the way like when we first started dating ?? "




So, I took her to a dinner and a movie, then dropped her off at her parent's house.

 

[MudFlap]

This would be a great practical joke.

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I need to do this.
Cheap harmonica via amazon
Zip ties

Good to go

 

[The Sound Guy]

 

[Guard Dad]

Merry Christmas, Mudflap