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[Far West]

 

[Far West]

 

[Far West]

 

[MudFlap]

What happens if you get 'scared half to death' twice ?

 

[Boss 302]

What happens if you get 'scared half to death' twice ?

It depends.

 

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It depends.

 

[Guard Dad]

What happens if you get 'scared half to death' twice ?

You Biden in your pants?

 

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[cptlo]

A new LEGO store opened up in the mall.
People were lined up for blocks ...

 

[The Sound Guy]

When your first credit card at 19 was Circuit City.

 

[J-man]

When your first credit card at 19 was Circuit City.

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Almost everyone in the barracks had one like that, and they all played them loud at the same time.

 

[MudFlap]

When your first credit card at 19 was Circuit City.

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now we have this instead:

 

[cptlo]

 

[cptlo]

 

[J-man]

I was outside talking with a friend when I heard a loud commotion coming from across the street. We looked over and saw my very liberal neighbor getting his butt beaten by a group of six people. My friend looked at me and then asked if we should do anything. I told him no, six should be enough.

 

[MudFlap]

The inventor of the windchill factor died this week.

He was 87 years old.



..... but he felt 81.

 

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