Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent.
cptlo Pursuit Driver Mar 26, 2024 #7,661 Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent.
cptlo Pursuit Driver Mar 26, 2024 #7,662 What did the baker say during his acceptance speech when he won an award....... It was a piece of cake
What did the baker say during his acceptance speech when he won an award....... It was a piece of cake
Guard Dad Administrator Staff member Mar 27, 2024 #7,674 At the rate we're going, they're going to cancel shampoo so bald people don't get offended.
Boss 302 Pursuit Driver Mar 27, 2024 #7,675 Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
cptlo Pursuit Driver Mar 27, 2024 #7,678 I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
MudFlap Pursuit Driver Mar 28, 2024 #7,679 I recently told my wife: " For the last 24 years, you have found fault in almost everything I say. " Her reply: " It's actually been 25 years. "
I recently told my wife: " For the last 24 years, you have found fault in almost everything I say. " Her reply: " It's actually been 25 years. "
MudFlap Pursuit Driver Mar 28, 2024 #7,680 I recently told my wife: " Your underwear is far, far too revealing. " Her reply: " Then maybe you should start wearing your own. "
I recently told my wife: " Your underwear is far, far too revealing. " Her reply: " Then maybe you should start wearing your own. "
