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Reminds me of a joke...


Two old friends are out on the lake, fishing from their boat.

One of the friends finds he has something on the line and reels it into the boat.

It is a magic Genie lamp.

He rubs the lamp and the Genie comes out and says you can have one wish, and one wish only, so make sure you choose wisely with what you wish from me.

The man thinks for a minute and says I wish this lake was beer...

The man's friend says in astonishment, ah man... why did you use your one wish to make the lake beer? Now we have to pee in the boat! ;)



(I'm here all night folks....) :dancing:
 
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