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Far West Pursuit Driver Mar 23, 2021 #1,407 Reminds me of a joke... Two old friends are out on the lake, fishing from their boat. One of the friends finds he has something on the line and reels it into the boat. It is a magic Genie lamp. He rubs the lamp and the Genie comes out and says you can have one wish, and one wish only, so make sure you choose wisely with what you wish from me. The man thinks for a minute and says I wish this lake was beer... The man's friend says in astonishment, ah man... why did you use your one wish to make the lake beer? Now we have to pee in the boat! (I'm here all night folks....)
Reminds me of a joke... Two old friends are out on the lake, fishing from their boat. One of the friends finds he has something on the line and reels it into the boat. It is a magic Genie lamp. He rubs the lamp and the Genie comes out and says you can have one wish, and one wish only, so make sure you choose wisely with what you wish from me. The man thinks for a minute and says I wish this lake was beer... The man's friend says in astonishment, ah man... why did you use your one wish to make the lake beer? Now we have to pee in the boat! (I'm here all night folks....)
lotstodo aka "The Jackal" Mar 23, 2021 #1,409 The Sound Guy said: View attachment 9663 Click to expand... Unfortunately almost true
Paxilpapa Serenity, through modern chemistry Mar 23, 2021 #1,411 The Sound Guy said: View attachment 9663 Click to expand... I don't know, uh, they look pretty warped... but what am I going to do with OSB... I'll give ya a 95 Ram 4x4!!!
The Sound Guy said: View attachment 9663 Click to expand... I don't know, uh, they look pretty warped... but what am I going to do with OSB... I'll give ya a 95 Ram 4x4!!!
Boss 302 Pursuit Driver Mar 24, 2021 #1,412 The Sound Guy said: View attachment 9663 Click to expand... Lowe's lumber prices 19/32x4'x8' OSB $39.37 7/16"x4'x2' OSB $11.95 2"x4"x8' $6.76 Softwood lumber prices are now about 112% higher than they were a year ago and have jumped 10% in just the past week, according to Random Lengths. Thinking of a new wooden deck for spring? It may bust your budget The cost of lumber is going through the roof, and that is hitting the housing industry on all fronts. From homebuilders to renovation contractors to DIYers. www.cnbc.com https://www.lowes.com/pd/2-in-x-4-i...mon-1-5-in-x-3-5-in-x-96-in-Actual/1000074211
The Sound Guy said: View attachment 9663 Click to expand... Lowe's lumber prices 19/32x4'x8' OSB $39.37 7/16"x4'x2' OSB $11.95 2"x4"x8' $6.76 Softwood lumber prices are now about 112% higher than they were a year ago and have jumped 10% in just the past week, according to Random Lengths. Thinking of a new wooden deck for spring? It may bust your budget The cost of lumber is going through the roof, and that is hitting the housing industry on all fronts. From homebuilders to renovation contractors to DIYers. www.cnbc.com https://www.lowes.com/pd/2-in-x-4-i...mon-1-5-in-x-3-5-in-x-96-in-Actual/1000074211
MudFlap Pursuit Driver Mar 24, 2021 #1,417 Guard Dad said: Click to expand... Jen-SakeBomb More like, when you hear her speaking......
T The Sound Guy Pursuit Driver Mar 25, 2021 #1,420 This made me think of someone on here.. Not sure why...