Had fish for dinner, it tends to give me the winds. I'm talking high octane!
So I was upstairs and one slipped out at the opposite end of the family room where "She who adores me" was sitting. Sadly, too far away for any sharing of it's odoriferous qualities.
So I come down to basement, and about 5 minutes later I get a text from her:
O.M.G.! I just walked into your fart cloud. You are NASTY!
Ahhhh, my work here is done!
So I was upstairs and one slipped out at the opposite end of the family room where "She who adores me" was sitting. Sadly, too far away for any sharing of it's odoriferous qualities.
So I come down to basement, and about 5 minutes later I get a text from her:
O.M.G.! I just walked into your fart cloud. You are NASTY!
Ahhhh, my work here is done!