Today has been the day from Hades. But, before I begin, reader descretion is advised. There is some "smelly" and gross subject matter involved, but it's real life, and a true story.
This morning MrB tells me the in-laws are coming to visit Super Bowl weekend. Friday AM until Monday afternoon. :rant FIL was just here last week. They were here for three days after Christmas. I love them, but I am tired of house guests. Specific house guests. I thought I had put them off for at least a month, as they wanted to come this Friday, but BabyB and I will be in Chatt. So...
I go down to get coffee. I forgot to set it up last night. :tapfoot2 I make coffee, and make a mental note to pick some up while I am out today. Not enough for tomorrow. FIL drinks more coffee than anyone I've ever met.
Leave around 11:30 with BabyB to run to Hobby Lobby to pick something up. On the way, he goes to the bathroom. I can smell it. I stop at Subway, thinking I'll change him and grab a bite to eat and give him a bottle. I load up, no changing table. Go back out. Open the hatch of my Explorer and lay him in the back to change him. As I pull his pants off, poo falls out of his pants.A lot. Onto the carpet. He is covered. So, 10 minutes, 1lb of wipes and lots of prayers I had extra pants in the diaper bag later we go in. They screw up my order. How, I have no clue as I am watching them make it.
After HobLob, I stop at Goodwill even though I know I have to hurry since it is close to BabyB's naptime. On the way out, he starts pitching a fit. I get to the car, and notice there is a cart against the front end passenger side of my car. &*^&%$ I struggle to get him the car seat. Spill the contents of the duffle bag I call a purse. Get in to leave. Somone pulls up behind me and starts chatting with a friend. BabyB is screaming. My head hurts. No one is parked in front. Okay, Imma pull forward. "What the heck was that noise??" I think. I stop. See nothing. I go again, again the noise then it stops. "Huh." I look in the rearview, and there is that &*^& cart. I hit it. I am furious.
I just keep going. FInally I am worried about what it may have done. I stop at Home Depot in Powder Springs. There is a scratch 1/4" wide from under the handle on the passenger side door all the way across the rear passenger side door. :rant
BabyB falls asleep as we get to Hiram, and the nap lasts 10 mins. SO, no nap when we get home. Instead when I put him in the crib he climbs up and rips the mobile into several different pieces and the "arms" are mangled. OK. So, no nap. AND, no more mobile.
At 4:30, I realize I never got coffee. :rant I had to go to WalMart, as that is the closest place to me. And we all KNOW how I feel about that place. They did NOT have my regular coffee. I had to get Maxwell House. :tapfoot2
I'd drink a glass (or a bottle) of wine if my head didn't hurt so bad. So I am finally laying in bed. And I am about to take some Tylenol PM.
This morning MrB tells me the in-laws are coming to visit Super Bowl weekend. Friday AM until Monday afternoon. :rant FIL was just here last week. They were here for three days after Christmas. I love them, but I am tired of house guests. Specific house guests. I thought I had put them off for at least a month, as they wanted to come this Friday, but BabyB and I will be in Chatt. So...
I go down to get coffee. I forgot to set it up last night. :tapfoot2 I make coffee, and make a mental note to pick some up while I am out today. Not enough for tomorrow. FIL drinks more coffee than anyone I've ever met.
Leave around 11:30 with BabyB to run to Hobby Lobby to pick something up. On the way, he goes to the bathroom. I can smell it. I stop at Subway, thinking I'll change him and grab a bite to eat and give him a bottle. I load up, no changing table. Go back out. Open the hatch of my Explorer and lay him in the back to change him. As I pull his pants off, poo falls out of his pants.A lot. Onto the carpet. He is covered. So, 10 minutes, 1lb of wipes and lots of prayers I had extra pants in the diaper bag later we go in. They screw up my order. How, I have no clue as I am watching them make it.
After HobLob, I stop at Goodwill even though I know I have to hurry since it is close to BabyB's naptime. On the way out, he starts pitching a fit. I get to the car, and notice there is a cart against the front end passenger side of my car. &*^&%$ I struggle to get him the car seat. Spill the contents of the duffle bag I call a purse. Get in to leave. Somone pulls up behind me and starts chatting with a friend. BabyB is screaming. My head hurts. No one is parked in front. Okay, Imma pull forward. "What the heck was that noise??" I think. I stop. See nothing. I go again, again the noise then it stops. "Huh." I look in the rearview, and there is that &*^& cart. I hit it. I am furious.
I just keep going. FInally I am worried about what it may have done. I stop at Home Depot in Powder Springs. There is a scratch 1/4" wide from under the handle on the passenger side door all the way across the rear passenger side door. :rant
BabyB falls asleep as we get to Hiram, and the nap lasts 10 mins. SO, no nap when we get home. Instead when I put him in the crib he climbs up and rips the mobile into several different pieces and the "arms" are mangled. OK. So, no nap. AND, no more mobile.
At 4:30, I realize I never got coffee. :rant I had to go to WalMart, as that is the closest place to me. And we all KNOW how I feel about that place. They did NOT have my regular coffee. I had to get Maxwell House. :tapfoot2
I'd drink a glass (or a bottle) of wine if my head didn't hurt so bad. So I am finally laying in bed. And I am about to take some Tylenol PM.
