Bad Neighbor Stories

[mei lan]

Mine isn't as bad as some of these other stories....

While living on base we had a neighbor whose voice sounded just like Minnie Mouse. She was a less than friendly person and couldn't park worth a crap...she would always take up two parking spots. She would also have several men in and out of her home while her husband was gone for a 6 month deployment. She also hated kids. If our son's toys even touched the grass or the walkway in front of her apartment, she would come outside and literally toss them on our side of the walkway. One time she parked so close to one of our neighbor's cars that our neighbor couldn't get in her car. So she went to her door and asked her to move it. We were all hanging out at that neighbor's yard because we were all stay at home moms with kids the same age and the kids were playing. She walked past us, moved her car and then came back and started yelling at us. She called us white trash and fat slobs who don't ever do anything, but sit outside and talk. She even threw in a few choice curse words.
There was another incident with her and BBG, but I would be happy to let him tell that story.

I dont think they want to hear that story honey. Carry on everyone. Nothing to see here.

Yeah, we do. Spill it. opcorn

 

[RNG]

yeah spill it!

 

[BeatBoxinGranny47]

Mine isn't as bad as some of these other stories....

While living on base we had a neighbor whose voice sounded just like Minnie Mouse. She was a less than friendly person and couldn't park worth a crap...she would always take up two parking spots. She would also have several men in and out of her home while her husband was gone for a 6 month deployment. She also hated kids. If our son's toys even touched the grass or the walkway in front of her apartment, she would come outside and literally toss them on our side of the walkway. One time she parked so close to one of our neighbor's cars that our neighbor couldn't get in her car. So she went to her door and asked her to move it. We were all hanging out at that neighbor's yard because we were all stay at home moms with kids the same age and the kids were playing. She walked past us, moved her car and then came back and started yelling at us. She called us white trash and fat slobs who don't ever do anything, but sit outside and talk. She even threw in a few choice curse words.
There was another incident with her and BBG, but I would be happy to let him tell that story.

I dont think they want to hear that story honey. Carry on everyone. Nothing to see here.

Yeah, we do. Spill it. opcorn

This is not good. So one day, after mangling my leg and having surgery, I was doing what any normal Marine would have done. Sit it my front yard with a buddy, pop some codeine and drink beer to kill the pain. Whilst doing this and minding my own business, the crazy bitch neighbor strolls up, picks up 3 toys on the walk way and throws them across my front yard. My buddy gave me a terrified look. I, as politely as I could, said, "Hey B word, all you have to do is move the S to side. Dont throw my kids Fing toys you stupid little minnie mouse sounding C word". Apparently she didnt like this. She started screaming at me. It was a horrible sound. Imagine the Micro Machine man, after sucking down a balloon full of helium and then snorting an eight ball of speed. Thats what she sounded like. I'm not a fan of being yelled at. Therefore, I politely picked up my half empty beer bottle and gingerly slung it at her head. Unfortunately I missed. Fortunately the bottle bounced off her screen door and landed back in my yard. 10 minutes later the MP's showed up. Apparently the MP's dont like you to take a drink of beer when he is questioning you. In the end I talked my way out of any trouble.

 

[dapandlap]

Mine isn't as bad as some of these other stories....

While living on base we had a neighbor whose voice sounded just like Minnie Mouse. She was a less than friendly person and couldn't park worth a crap...she would always take up two parking spots. She would also have several men in and out of her home while her husband was gone for a 6 month deployment. She also hated kids. If our son's toys even touched the grass or the walkway in front of her apartment, she would come outside and literally toss them on our side of the walkway. One time she parked so close to one of our neighbor's cars that our neighbor couldn't get in her car. So she went to her door and asked her to move it. We were all hanging out at that neighbor's yard because we were all stay at home moms with kids the same age and the kids were playing. She walked past us, moved her car and then came back and started yelling at us. She called us white trash and fat slobs who don't ever do anything, but sit outside and talk. She even threw in a few choice curse words.
There was another incident with her and BBG, but I would be happy to let him tell that story.

I dont think they want to hear that story honey. Carry on everyone. Nothing to see here.

Yeah, we do. Spill it. opcorn

This is not good. So one day, after mangling my leg and having surgery, I was doing what any normal Marine would have done. Sit it my front yard with a buddy, pop some codeine and drink beer to kill the pain. Whilst doing this and minding my own business, the crazy bitch neighbor strolls up, picks up 3 toys on the walk way and throws them across my front yard. My buddy gave me a terrified look. I, as politely as I could, said, "Hey B word, all you have to do is move the S to side. Dont throw my kids Fing toys you stupid little minnie mouse sounding C word". Apparently she didnt like this. She started screaming at me. It was a horrible sound. Imagine the Micro Machine man, after sucking down a balloon full of helium and then snorting an eight ball of speed. Thats what she sounded like. I'm not a fan of being yelled at. Therefore, I politely picked up my half empty beer bottle and gingerly slung it at her head. Unfortunately I missed. Fortunately the bottle bounced off her screen door and landed back in my yard. 10 minutes later the MP's showed up. Apparently the MP's dont like you to take a drink of beer when he is questioning you. In the end I talked my way out of any trouble.

That sounds like something that would happen in a Clint Eastwood movie.

 

[MamaHog]

He was just lucky the bottle flew back into our yard and spilled on our step, so it didn't look like he had thrown it at her.

 

[MrsB]

LOL

That is an awesome story! LOL

 

[Madea]

BBG :laugh :laugh :laugh

 

[Madea]

The worst is apartment living.

Let’s see how I can sum it up.

This was in VA Beach

The neighbors above me had 4 kids the mother and the grandmother and her COP boyfriend living above us.

Only 4 people max were supposed to be in this apartment.

All day long I hear stomping etc. I was stuck at home with my oldest who was barely a year old and only one car. DH was never home because he worked all day and then went to school.

Our apartment was flooded at least 5 times by these people. I was getting flooded because believe it or not it was coming up thru my kitchen sink.

The best part was listening to them have sex. UHHHHHHHHH NOT!

I would turn my stereo up to drown out the noise and then they would try to send other cops over to scare me. NOT!!!!

I called and complained and the apartment management did nothing. Only thing that worked was going thru the Navy Housing Dept. After that they were forced to move out.

I also called the health dept, because the flooding was a safety hazard for my child that was crawling around the nasty floor.

2nd Story not that bad

Was in Marietta/another apartment/brand new to the area.

I asked for the 1st floor not realizing that in GA they have basement apartments.

I had a 3 year old boy and a boy that was barely a year old.

No playgrounds at all and my husband was out in CA going to school for the Navy.

My neighbor would bang on the ceiling.

He finally came and knocked on my door and said I needed to keep the noise down. I showed him my 2 little boys and said how am I supposed to do that? I told him my house was being built and that I would be gone in a few weeks. He looked embarrassed and apologized to me. Never heard a peep out of him after that. LOL

That must have been just horrible for you. I've never lived in an apartment.

 

[Callahan]

I've never had bad neighbors. My neighbors probably looked at us that way. Not distrubance wise, but we were pretty much known as the middle aged couple with no kids, dogs and guns. They have pretty much kept their distance. That is slowly starting to change.

Many new families moving in are Military. We are close to Hunter and Fort Stewart. They seem to close on their house and a month later many have a new car. Most have young kids. I hope they aren't digging a big hole for themselves.

 

[sadie612]

This happened while when we lived at our old house

We went on vacation or a week... came home to find the ugliest gazebo built in our back yard and a few of those bulky red wooden picnic tables and they cut one of my treess down

We lived on a lake and our new neighbors had a party while we were gone and decided to take over.

well, my hubby was way to nice to them... I had to come out full fledged southern tongue lashing. after 2 weeks of them not moving anything I got a posse up and we took down the eye sore of a gazebo, got new trees ( leeland cypress) 20 of them and planted a long the property line.

They got pissed!!!! they said they paid or a lake view and my big tree they cut down was disrupting their view from the deck ( which the tree has been there way before them and way before me) they wanted to enjoy cookouts with their friends in my back yard ( leaving beer cans and cigarette butts behind ) I told them they should o paid or a lake lot like I did lol

they thought I planted all the trees in their yard and wanted me to unplant them so we drew up papers saying who ever was wrong would pay or the surveyor ...lets just say I had more property than I though, they were pissed and I didn't have to pay for nuttin.

So then they tried the stuff with their other neighbor... with that the popo were called more than once...lol

when they moved...everyone in the hood rejoiced!!!!

They ended up shooting a few bullets through someones roof... it was crazy!!!