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[Guard Dad]

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Truth!

 

[The Sound Guy]

I’m the only person I know that can have a tool in my hand at the top of a stepladder and not be able to find it 30 seconds later. It’s a gift.

 

[cptlo]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[MudFlap]

Q: What do the movies "Titanic" & "The Sixth Sense" have in common ??


A: Icy dead people.

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[The Sound Guy]

 

[J-man]

 

[The Sound Guy]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[The Sound Guy]

Too much beans and sides.

 

[J-man]

Couldn't get the chainsaw started again today but I guess that's what I get for trying to get it cheap from the marketplace.

 

[Guard Dad]

Couldn't get the chainsaw started again today but I guess that's what I get for trying to get it cheap from the marketplace.

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You can join the soprano section now.

 

[Paxilpapa]

Greatest induction speech ever!!



runs 18 minutes.

 

[Paxilpapa]

You can join the soprano section now.

No, No, No. He's trying to push the cord back in,,, look close!

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[The Sound Guy]

Why there were no cats on the Enterprise: