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J-man

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We ran into a large group of them tonight in downtown Canton when we met some friends for dinner after a bluegrass jam session. There were several hundred people holding Biden / Harris signs and many others circling the downtown area in their cars and trucks honking their horns the entire time. Most appeared to be young white people by far. I was surprisingly calm and made sure I didn’t get close to any of them. A helicopter circled overhead, I figured it was for news coverage but since it was dark I couldn’t see it clearly.
 

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Three Guys walk into a Restaurant
A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked
the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "Yes!" So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus
a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a
cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
Jesus, over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot
tea, "My treat."
The third patron, to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches.
He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's
about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer.
"On my bill," he said loudly.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come
back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord.
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness,
you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised
his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord.
Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat. The
Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me....... I'm on disability."
For Those Who Understand, No Explanation is Necessary.
For Those Who Do Not Understand, No Explanation is Possible!
 

Paxilpapa

Serenity, through modern chemistry
Whatever happened to good ole demolition derbies?
They still have them, but now they have included engineering, (in most cases 'redneck engineering'), to the point they spend $3000 on a car they will wreck,,, 10 times!!
Check out you tube for how-to's, like double tires,,, it's crazy.
 
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