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Paxilpapa
Serenity, through modern chemistry
To Shat, or not to Shat,,, that is the question!!!
The Sound Guy
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On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride,
"I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship.”
"What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly.
"I'm a golf fanatic," he said.
"I think about golf constantly. I'll be out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will always win."
His new bride pondered this for a moment and said,
"I thank you for your honesty. Now in the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about. The truth is, I'm a hooker." "No problem," said her husband,
"just widen your stance a little, and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up."
"I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship.”
"What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly.
"I'm a golf fanatic," he said.
"I think about golf constantly. I'll be out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will always win."
His new bride pondered this for a moment and said,
"I thank you for your honesty. Now in the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about. The truth is, I'm a hooker." "No problem," said her husband,
"just widen your stance a little, and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up."
Captain Rhett Butler
Driving Instructor
cptlo
Pursuit Driver
MudFlap
Pursuit Driver
I laughed soooo hard at this.
I actually peed a little!
Women do that a lot.
